IV.
Looks like we're saving merchildren come Saturday, the 14th of March. You can pen that one in this time. Congratulations, management of the Magpies for settling on a worthy cause at bloody last. I didn't think you had it in you. I was almost certain it'd be nogtails or kelpies, which would inevitably cause a disservice to my reputation considering that I would possibly only be convinced to attend if I were inebirated.

However, should you wish to better the future of merchildren, tickets are being sold now.